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If you happen to have a lady in your life, perhaps you may want to buy this for her. It does not include Tetris.

Seriously. Has anyone ever been beaten by Glass Joe? I could see losing to Von Kaiser or Piston Honda the first few time you play, but you’d have to get up an leave the room to lose to this guy.
A game like Punch Out would never fly today - every opponent was some kind of ethnic stereotype. Also, it was impossible to beat Mike Tyson, so that wasn’t fair.

If there is one thing I’ve learned in my 30.937 years on this planet, it’s that the world needs more products that can “eliminate ass sweats.”
As an aside, when I initially clicked on this, I thought it said “ass sweets.” I’m not sure what to say about that.
Manpon Masculine Hygiene Napkin Print by YeeHaw
A custom portrait of you (or a pal) complete with Ultimate Warrior facepaint. Mother’s Day is just around the corner.
On a related note, remember when everyone thought the Ultimate Warrior was dead - that his arms had exploded from steroids? Turns out he just changed his name to Jim Warrior and went bonkers. Seriously. Look it up.
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